The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd summon Slenderman to defend me. After Slendy has dealt with the threat, I'll give him 20 quid so he'll leave me alone...

What if you were invited to the Grand Opening of The Naked Men and Yaoi Museum for Ladies?

[xYorunokoa]

Heeheehee, >u< I would probably be in a room with thousands of perverted girls other than myself..... So sadly I could not see anything ;-;

Stupid yaoifangirls other than me. D:


The reason I know this is because at the anime convention on the last day... So many girls were swarming over the yaoi comics.... I had to literaly push my way past them, cuz they didnt seem to kbow the word excuse me.

What would you do if a hermaphrodite named Ruko Yokune had a crush on you. Even though she
has really big titties, she is 90% male and 10% female. Also she happens to be 6'5.

[Monster]

Uhm... I wouldn't like that. I'd run away and hide.

What if you were invited to a anime convention that only featured Yuri. Lots and lots of Yuri?

[xYorunokoa]

I would scream OH MAH GAWD BOOBZ! And look for some reverse trap

What would you do if you turned into a girl (or a boy if ur a girl)

[Monster]

That would be fun for a bit. I don't think that you really wanna kno what I'd do tho...

What would be the first thing that you would do if it was opposite day?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Tell you to punch me.

What would you do if you won OVER 9000 Dollars

[xYorunokoa]

I would be so overwhelmed -_- and buy a new house, a car, and give the rest to charity.

What would you do if the man in my signature gave you a popsicle?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

What if the girl in my signature gave you her pansu?

[xYorunokoa]

I would sell it to the internet, and hopefully some rich perv will buy it lololol

What would you do if the guy in my signature was throwing a party for all Nightcore lovers?

[Bob Marley]

Go, of course.

What if you were challenged to an illegal street race?

[xYorunokoa]

If money was involved, then LETS RACE!!!



What would you do if you were sucked up in a tornado while you are using the toilet in a portapotty.

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Well, at least no one would hear my pathetic screaming...

What if your house became haunted by a poltergeist?

[Bob Marley]

I would chase it out by blasting reggae nightcore.

What if you suddenly found yourself transported back in time to the 1950s?

[phoenixkid]

I would commit suicide it would be too much to handle.

If deadpool challenges you to a fight what would you do?

[Monster]

I'd Shoop da woop is ayus

I would chase it out by blasting reggae nightcore.

Whoa Whoa Whoa, budy, not to hate raggea, cuz it is a good genre, but you do not not nightcore it. Nightcore has to be techno/Trace/Dance okay...

What if you were trapped in Sword Art Online?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Wow.... I was thinking of leaving that as my "What if..." O.o


This counts as a sword... right? :3
I would use the Raiser sword and pwn some n00bz.


What if you were attacked by a goldfish?

[Monster]

I'd chainsaw the lil mofo in half

What if you were stranded in a forest and a pack of hungry wolves were after you?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd get Ruby Red from RWBY to kill them all with her Gravity Defying Scythe-Gun.

What if you were accused of a crime you didn't commit and the cops were after you?

[Monster]

I'd be leik "booiiiiiiiiiiii i didn't do it BITCH PLZ" then hire a really good lawyer and go to court and get out of it.

What if a really hot girl otaku moved to your town and transferred to your school?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I was knew a hot Otaku girl, but she went to a different school </3
Anyway, I would try to befriend her as best I could!

What if you fell asleep right now and woke up in Germany?

[Monster]

I'd be happy to be effing out of here, so I'd do as much fun stuff while I can until people realized I was gone and game over to find me. First I'd ask for someone to take me to go speeding on the autoban, then I'd go to some raves cuz I heard that german raves are good.

What if you could hardstyle shuffle?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd blast some hardstyle and I'd shuffle! :3

What if you woke up in North Korea?

[Monster]

I'd ninja my way out to china, then escape on a boat to Japan, and spend a lot of time there

What if you were listening to nightcore in public and you didn't realize how loud it was and everyone heard it?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd crank it up some more... :3

What if you were being chased by a cannibal-murderer?

[Monster]

I'd pause for a sec, ask him what human flash tastes like, then run away and hide behind the corner of a building, and when he came around I'd slice his head off with a Katana.

What would you do if the entire world converted to one language to make it easier for international business and that one language was Japanese

[XxEvilLizardxX]

If that was the case then I'd start speaking to people in English, Irish and French and they'd be like "Whatchu' talkin' 'bout Wilis?" (Best quote in the world)

What if you were invited to join a Colony on Mars?

[Monster]

I wouldn't go. I have no desire to be there

What if you were being attacked by wild bears?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd shout "Don't kill me Yogi bear!!!", and the bears would look at me and be like "Whut? O_o", and while they're confused I'd run away!

What if you were being chased by an old, naked Chinese lady who wanted to sleep with you?

[Monster]

That would be really gross. Why couldn't have been a kawaii Japanese teenage girl? XD I'd run away like a crazy ass mofo and yell "wo bu yao ni" at her, meaning "I don't want you"

What if they were having an anime con in your neighborhood?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd run in, buy all the Manga and Anime, buy any other Anime merchandise they've got, take some pictures with the cosplayers and GTFO.

What if Aliens landed outside your house in the middle of the night, and started attacking everyone with their lazor beamz?