The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 14th, 2013, 4:54 pm

Wow.... I was thinking of leaving that as my "What if..." O.o

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » September 15th, 2013, 3:26 pm

I'd chainsaw the lil mofo in half

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 15th, 2013, 5:16 pm

I'd get Ruby Red from RWBY to kill them all with her Gravity Defying Scythe-Gun.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » September 16th, 2013, 9:38 pm

I'd be leik "booiiiiiiiiiiii i didn't do it BITCH PLZ" then hire a really good lawyer and go to court and get out of it.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 17th, 2013, 4:18 pm

I was knew a hot Otaku girl, but she went to a different school </3
Anyway, I would try to befriend her as best I could!

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Post by Monster » September 17th, 2013, 4:27 pm

I'd be happy to be effing out of here, so I'd do as much fun stuff while I can until people realized I was gone and game over to find me. First I'd ask for someone to take me to go speeding on the autoban, then I'd go to some raves cuz I heard that german raves are good.

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 18th, 2013, 3:35 pm

I'd blast some hardstyle and I'd shuffle! :3

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Post by Monster » September 18th, 2013, 6:25 pm

I'd ninja my way out to china, then escape on a boat to Japan, and spend a lot of time there

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 19th, 2013, 12:58 pm

I'd crank it up some more... :3

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Post by Monster » September 19th, 2013, 6:58 pm

I'd pause for a sec, ask him what human flash tastes like, then run away and hide behind the corner of a building, and when he came around I'd slice his head off with a Katana.

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 20th, 2013, 4:55 pm

If that was the case then I'd start speaking to people in English, Irish and French and they'd be like "Whatchu' talkin' 'bout Wilis?" (Best quote in the world)

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Post by Monster » September 21st, 2013, 9:08 pm

I wouldn't go. I have no desire to be there

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 22nd, 2013, 11:24 am

I'd shout "Don't kill me Yogi bear!!!", and the bears would look at me and be like "Whut? O_o", and while they're confused I'd run away!

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Post by Monster » September 22nd, 2013, 12:09 pm

That would be really gross. Why couldn't have been a kawaii Japanese teenage girl? XD I'd run away like a crazy ass mofo and yell "wo bu yao ni" at her, meaning "I don't want you"

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 24th, 2013, 3:56 pm

I'd run in, buy all the Manga and Anime, buy any other Anime merchandise they've got, take some pictures with the cosplayers and GTFO.

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Post by Monster » September 25th, 2013, 7:24 pm

I'd shoop da woop their assus

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 26th, 2013, 4:56 pm

I would just take out my phone, and casually walk around with it raised in front of my face. I'd then take lot's of pictures of teh cute uniforms! >w<
I would then buy my own uniform that afternoon.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » September 26th, 2013, 6:58 pm

I'd be like "Wuzz dat evil...? Yes it haz to be" (cuz i saw ur picture on shiro, I have to upload one of me for ya) Then I'd chase you around teh building yelling "Goddamnit Evil, give me my fucking books back"

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » September 28th, 2013, 6:00 pm

I throw some books at you like Shurikens and then I'd leap out the window like a ninja.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » October 2nd, 2013, 10:38 pm

I'd chase you down the street, and drag you into my principal's office and say, Don't worry I've found Evil, ima enroll him here so I can see him everyday. Now you're forced to go to mah school.

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » October 3rd, 2013, 1:05 pm

I would have an awkward phone conversation with my mother, telling her that I'm kinda stuck in New York... (That's where you're from, right?)

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Post by Monster » October 3rd, 2013, 7:28 pm

Haha, that'll be great! (I am from New York) Now my group of friends will have two okaku in a group of gamers and some people who watch occasionally watch anime, but aren't obsessed like otaku. You'll fit in really well. Academically however, it'l be tough.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by XxEvilLizardxX » October 4th, 2013, 2:23 pm

"Academically however, it'l be tough."
You calling me stupid?

I'm sure it'd be cool, but I'd miss my old buddies </3

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Post by Monster » October 4th, 2013, 4:45 pm

No, I'm not. Its a very hard school. I am struggling with it, and most of my friends are.

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » October 11th, 2013, 6:51 pm

Don't desert nomads eat... Lizards?
If they looked at me and started licking their lips, I'd run off and live in a cluster of rocks with some Lizards.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » October 15th, 2013, 6:00 pm

I'd shoop da woop dere ayusses

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » October 18th, 2013, 6:35 pm

I'd be the awkward guy in the corner not doing much. You're all older than me, and I fucking hate sushi. T_T

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » October 20th, 2013, 8:31 pm

I'd ragequit

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Post by XxEvilLizardxX » October 21st, 2013, 4:44 pm

I'd die rather quickly.

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Re: The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

Post by Monster » October 24th, 2013, 10:00 pm

I'd be sad cuz ur my bro, but hey, I saw it coming.

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