The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

[Monster]

I'd shoop da woop their assus

What if you went to school and everyone was wearing cute japanese uniforms except for you because you didn't get the memo about the uniform change?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I would just take out my phone, and casually walk around with it raised in front of my face. I'd then take lot's of pictures of teh cute uniforms! >w<
I would then buy my own uniform that afternoon.

What if you are walking up to your locker at school, and you open it only to find me leaping out of it, holding all of your books. I then run down the hall with everything that was in your locker. :3

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[Monster]

I'd be like "Wuzz dat evil...? Yes it haz to be" (cuz i saw ur picture on shiro, I have to upload one of me for ya) Then I'd chase you around teh building yelling "Goddamnit Evil, give me my fucking books back"

What would you do next if I did that?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I throw some books at you like Shurikens and then I'd leap out the window like a ninja.

What do you do next?

[Monster]

I'd chase you down the street, and drag you into my principal's office and say, Don't worry I've found Evil, ima enroll him here so I can see him everyday. Now you're forced to go to mah school.

What do you do next?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I would have an awkward phone conversation with my mother, telling her that I'm kinda stuck in New York... (That's where you're from, right?)

What if such a thing happened and Evil is now stuck going to your school?

[Monster]

Haha, that'll be great! (I am from New York) Now my group of friends will have two okaku in a group of gamers and some people who watch occasionally watch anime, but aren't obsessed like otaku. You'll fit in really well. Academically however, it'l be tough.

What if monster absorbed you into his group of friends at school?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

"Academically however, it'l be tough."
You calling me stupid?

I'm sure it'd be cool, but I'd miss my old buddies </3

What if you were sent to Antarctica to live with penguins?

[Monster]

No, I'm not. Its a very hard school. I am struggling with it, and most of my friends are.

I'd name the cutest one gunter and he'll be mah boi and I learn to live the life of a penguin

What if you were sent to the desesrt to live with desert nomads?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Don't desert nomads eat... Lizards?
If they looked at me and started licking their lips, I'd run off and live in a cluster of rocks with some Lizards.

What if you were attacked by a giant robot chicken?

[Monster]

I'd shoop da woop dere ayusses

What if everyone from shirochan.me met up IRL at a resturant near my hous called "Shiro Sushi and Sashimi"?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd be the awkward guy in the corner not doing much. You're all older than me, and I fucking hate sushi. T_T

What if you were given a box full of gold that was impossible to open?

[Monster]

I'd ragequit

What if there was a nuclear apocalypse?

(How old are you btw? and hao can u not leik sushi?!)

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd die rather quickly.

What if I turned out to be the king of all internet Pedos?

(I'm in my late nineties. Oh, and I hate fish :3 )

[Monster]

I'd be sad cuz ur my bro, but hey, I saw it coming.

What if Evil would just tell meh his real age?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Maybe if I could confirm you're in my age range, but if your far younger than me or far older than me, It shall remain my little secret.

What if Monster would tell me why he wants to know my age so badly?

[Monster]

I would say "just cuz I'm curious so get a feel for who I'm talking to"

I'm 15, how old are you, Evil?

What if Evil really was in his late nineties?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Then I'd need dentures and glasses... T_T

Fine... I give in. I'm 13. But you sound much older Monster.

What if you were abducted by a mad polar bear?

[Monster]

I'd kill him and eat him

Ah ok, 13 isnt too young for me to be friends with someone, you should talk to tetsu, he's also 13

What if aklis finished shiro earlier then expceted?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd travel to planet awesome and start raving.

What if Jimmy Savile appeared in your bedroom, naked?

[Monster]

Idk who dat is...

What if this site was really active again?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

(Jimmy Saville was a BBC Radio Host who... did things... to young children...)
I would go to Planet Awesome and Rave with naked anime girls riding cats shooting rainbows from their ears.

What if the England took over America again?

[Monster]

No don't even say dat >>>>>>:::::::OOOOOOOOO I'd move to fucking japan

What if i took you

to Planet Awesome and Rave with naked anime girls riding cats shooting rainbows from their ears.

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I'd jump on a purple dragon that shoots music instead of fire, and I'd fly into a shop that sells pure awesomeness.

What if, one morning, you woke up in a zoo in the seal enclosure with all of your limbs tied up like a seal?

[Fernandez]

I'd perform if there are any hot chicks looking at me.

What if you woke up and found that you traveled back in time to the 1980s?