A story about...

[Black Cat]

Soo this game goes like this. You write some lines of a story that you continue on where the last person stopped.
Don't stick to the laws of physics, since it wont be any fun it doesn't happen anything random once in while :P
Ex. Dudenr1:. Dr.house had a seisure and suddenly....
Dude Nr2 : had the ability to fly so he took off right out in the...
Dude Nr3 : sea where he drowned..
I think you get the point ^^
I'll start

Sam was walking down the road thinking that he must get some milk before the shop closes,so he takes off and runs faster than the wind to the shop. He run's so fast he didn't notice a polar bear standing in the middle of the road so he crashes into him. The polar bear turns around, looks at Sam and says.....

[jordesu]

... "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle".

Sam was left speechless whilst the polarbear stripped him of his clothes and...

[Black Cat]

Stole Sam's left nipple to eat as a snack. Sam runs away in pain and embarresment to the bank, took out his savings of aroudnd £245, got some new clothes and a gun... then set off for where the polar bear was. He came to the scene but the polar bear was gone... he walked around the corner...

[GuitarG20]

and got into Greg's G20, which then took Off. Greg was driving, so they went rather fast, powering through the gears till the car was rolling at a good 135mph, then suddenly...

[Wolfbrother0]

A beautful dryad apears in the back seat. "If you boys come to the revel with me tonight maybe I can help you" she says with a wink.

[Black Cat]

Sam and Greg does as she sais and goes to the revel. Greg doesn't know why he goes there but Sam does so he just follows him. At the revel they meet the dryad, they aproach her and she utters...

[GuitarG20]

"Vroom vroom from the back!" At this point they go to run away, but find that they are already in the trap, and can't escape. Greg miraculously pulls out a very very very VERY large speaker and amp out of his pocket and uses it to blast the dryad away. However, then....

[Dragon Master]

and out of nowhere more dryad appear as if they were a hydar and start reciting an incantation. as they wishper sam could feel himself sweat and numb. he cant move a muscle. He tries hardly when suddenly he sees a strong light and then ......

[GuitarG20]

Down from the starts comes the incredible awesome Delorean from Back To The Future. The get in and travel back to the past, only to realize...

[Black Cat]

that they had entered the world of Morrowind and were attacked by the mighty Dagoth Ur himself. They fled to the north, to a cold island in the far nothern-western part of the world, to the island of Solstein. They found...

[jordesu]

...Nemo.
Who gave them magical powers to breathe underwater..
This let them be able to go to...

[GuitarG20]

**** a mermaid! (I'm on a boat, mother****er don't you ever forget)

then they went back to land to greg's car, and...

[Black Cat]

his steeringweel was gone, someone stole it. Greg was so pissed he called Mc.Guyver over so he could fix it. MacGuyver came and made a steeringweel out of some paper, condoms, stone and greg's phone. The steeringweel was a special steeringweel, it had it's uniqe design and feeling. Greg was so happy that he....

[GuitarG20]

Jizzed in his pants!

Then they began to drive back towards town. They happened to see Greg's ex (the one that cheated on him) walking down the side of the road, and they...

[DrownedinMusic5683]

...Pulled out two swords and did a drive-by severing of her head to help ease Greg's pain from the memories ^^ They then kept her head as a trophy and sheathed their swords. They look back towards to the road only to find that...

[GuitarG20]

there was a cop that saw it and is now on their TAIL!!!!

Noticing this they....

[DrownedinMusic5683]

Slammed on the breaks hard, forcing the cop to ram them as they got out of the car with their trophy, teleporting away soon after to their hideout in the blistering cold snow, where they planned their next move on the harpies that hovered overhead, acting as patrols for the military which was notified of a massive nuclear explosion in the area, assuming they are the culprits.
Feeling the wintery breeze on the back of their neck, caressing their ears gently, they...

[GuitarG20]

JIZZED IN THEIR PANTS!!!!

then they went back to town to get some dinner, where...

[Wolfbrother0]

where they came across a polarbear (not The Polarbear mind), sam kills and skins the polarbear, and drags the corpes to the place where they had planed on eating(it was one of those places were they will deep friy what every you bring in), feasting on the fried flesh of polarbear sam starts thinking "how do I find that dam Polarbear, and this taests so good just like...

[pringels]

baby food and poop. As Sam begins to exit the restaurant without paying for his food he see's the same cop's that chased him before. So in the spur of the moment he begins to...

[GuitarG20]

Pop, lock it, and drop it. The cop is impressed and gives him $10, thinking he is one of those street dancers. Then, armed with their new source of income, they....

[DrownedinMusic5683]

salute the officer and go off on their way, teleporting themself the hell out of there and, whilest thinking about their next action, spot an almost devine sexy vixen(sporting dog ears, a collar, leash, and a dog tail) on their way to their hideout in the snow. They pause to whistle at her, then approach the girl. As they walk up to the girl, they...

[GuitarG20]

decide to take her back to the hotel room. when they get back to the room they...

[jordesu]

Have sex and...

[GuitarG20]

then they wake up the next morning to find all their stuff gone, along with the girl. noticing this, they...

[jordesu]

Go into next doors room to find two (fit) college girls and...
;D

[GuitarG20]

They take out their frustration ;P

Then they...

[DrownedinMusic5683]

Scan the room after waking up from the event and find their stuff hidden in a corner of the room. They then take their stuff back, load it up, and tie the two girls to their beds, in their birthday suits, with gag balls in their mouth and blindfolds on them. After deciding to simply go out to eat, they're interrupted midway by a black-ish blonde haired dog neko, armed with a sword, along with many more weapons hidden in his arsenal, eyes tinted one blue, one green. They also see the dog girl from before on the top of a building that had just today been held on a heist, wearing nothing but a long blue cape and her collar. They stare at her for a second, and notice that they don't seem to have been spotted. Glancing between the two of them, they..

[Black Cat]

^ Lolwhat x3

Take off, deliver's a punch onto the blonde haired dog neko's belly, kidnaps the blue cape girl and....

[GuitarG20]

then releases her back into her natural habitat of the woods. then, having done this, they feel hungry so they....