The What If Game - Let Your Imagination Run Wild!

[NightcoreDemon]

I would be like "the fuck dude?"

What would you do if you became the opposite gender?

[Kestrel0907]

Check out what's so special about their bathrooms i guess...
What would you do if someone drags your chair when you wanted to sit on it?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Kick their tits in.

What would you do if a chameleon ate your bike?

[Monster]

make the chameleon my pet

what would you do if you were pushed out of a plane with a parachute?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Throw away the parachute. And then fly to Ibiza...

What would you do if pac-man ate your house?

[Monster]

I would chase him around like an 8-bit ghost

What if you won a free trip to anywhere? Where would you go and what would you do there?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I would go to Japan and stay there! :3

What would you do if Kim-Jong-Il was at your door?

[Monster]

So would I my friend,

Shoot him, then start a rave.

What if you had a pet penguin?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Paint it blue of course!!!

What would you do if you woke up on the island of Komodo?

[Monster]

Come up with badass names for all the komodo dragons there

What some one gave you an old NES?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Lick it.

What would you do if Miku walked up behind you and bit your ear?

[Kestrel0907]

Sell it on the black market with a huge price.
What would you do if you were forced to drink gallons of Tuborg?

[Monster]

EDIT: Ninja'd

Kiss her, romantically

what if you were being chased by a giant duck?

what is Tuborg? :O

[Kestrel0907]

Prepare a huge oven for it.
What would you do if you wake on a plate on the table with an apple in your mouth?

[NightcoreDemon]

Eat the apple.

What would you do if 2012 happened?

[Kestrel0907]

Die.
What would you do if Samuel L. Jackson was pissed?

[Monster]

I don't know who he is, but I'll piss him off even further just for laughs

What would you do if you could go back to the past and relive one of your child experiences?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Stop having close calls with speeding traffic...

What would you do if music never existed?

[Monster]

I would sit with my knees held to my chest on the floor in the corner of an empty room staring out a huge window and cry until forever ends. I can't go on without music.

What would you do if you had one item, anything, that could instantly be distributed to everyone in the world? What would it be? Why do you want everyone to have it? What would everyone do with it?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I would give everyone a puppy, and the puppies would have a shiny little collar around their neck. On the collar, would be a small USB stick. The USB stick would be full of Nightcore, and funny Anime like Lucky Star and Azumanga Daioh. The puppies would end all wars, and bring eternal peace to Earth.

What would you do if someone poured hot coffee down your nose?

[Monster]

I think you mean up your nose, my friend :)

I would be enraged and chase him around with a staple gun fireing staples at him.

What if you were captained of a mighty ship and you got marooned on a deserted island and only you and a handful of your crew servived?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Get them lowly B*tches to build me a new ship. I am their captain of course! :3

What would you do if you were an astronaut who floated away from the ISS without your jet-pack...

[Monster]

I would slowy drift away~~~

and my lifeless corpse would forever wander the emptiness of space...

What would you do if the shoop da woop guy was about to fiyah his lazzah at yew?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Call up Mecha King Ghidorah to kick his ass!

What would you do if a Brachiosaurus was standing outside your house?

[SevenFold]

Find the biggest barbeque ever made by man and live like a cave man, for i never ate Bronco before ( not a fan of T-Rex )

What would you do if you woke up as Super Mario, amdist of Mushroom Kingdom

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I would get sick quite rapidly. I hate Big Mustaches and Mushrooms. Perhaps I could find some Magic Mushrooms.....

What would you do if Batman came to dinner at your house?

[SevenFold]

I would put him right next to Spiderman and across Wonderwoman,who dine here quite regulary, I would also bare The Boy Wonder from entrance, as i can only have one Robin in the house hold ( and that would be me )

What would you do if Darth Vader was, infact, your father?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

I would probably try to get as much money out of him as possible. If he can build a Death Star, he can buy me a Razor 'Blade' laptop. Look it up, it's Awesome-Sauce! :3

What would you do if, in the morning, you have a really important test that your life depends on, and you haven't studied AT ALL?

[SevenFold]

Same thing i used to do: being a lucky bastard and somehow manage to get enough anwsers to pass

What would you do if you suddenly woke up as the opposite gender?

[XxEvilLizardxX]

Drop my pants...

What would you do if you found yourself in the belly of a Blue Whale?